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Doctor, Doctor!
A man walks into a
doctors surgery and says to the doctor
"Doctor, I can't stop
singing!" The doctor looks at the man for a few seconds and
then says
"You have Tom Jonesitis
sir." The man is silent for a minute and then says
"Is it common."
"Well the doctor replies",
"it's not unusual."
Suicidal
joke
A man walks into a
library and asks the women behind the counter if they have any
books on suicide.
"Yes" the women replies
"they're on the bottom shelf over there."
The man walks over
to the shelf, but he can't find any books he wants. So he goes
back over to the woman
behind the counter and says
"There aren't any
books on the bottom shelf"
"I know" the woman
replies "They never bring them back"
AN UPDATE ON JAPANESE BANKING!
Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that
Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of
its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is (you guessed it!) going
for a song. Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500
back-office staff at Karate Bank got the chop. Analysts report that there is
something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.
More Funny stories coming soon!
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