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What am I?
Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. As a surprising coincidence, both were blind from
birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the
forest, and the snake
was slithering through the forest, when the bunny
tripped over the snake
and fell down, also knocking the snake about quite
a bit.
"Oh, my," said
the bunny. "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to
hurt you. You see, I've
been blind since birth, so I can't see where I'm
going, and, in fact,
since I'm also an orphan, don't even know what I
am."
"Quite okay," replied the snake. "Actually, my
story is much the same as
yours, as I am also blind since birth, and also
never knew my mother.
Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over
you, and figure out what
you are, so at least you'll have that going for
you."
"Oh, that would be wonderful," said the bunny.
So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and
said, "Well, you're
covered with soft fur, and you have really long
ears, and your nose
twitches, and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd
say that you must be a
bunny."
"Oh, thank you! Thank you!" cried the bunny in
obvious excitement.
"Maybe I could feel you with my paw, and help you
the same way you've
helped me."
So the bunny felt the snake all over, and said,
"Well, you're scaly and
slimy, you have a forked tongue, no backbone and
no balls. I'd say you
must be either a politician or a lawyer."
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