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Irish News Flash
Good evening, welcome
to news Ireland. Two hours ago a small two seater light aircraft crashed
down into a graveyard in Dublin. Police and rescue teams were on the scene
in minutes. They started digging for survivers but none were found! so
far they have found 150 bodies and that figure is expected to rise a Police
and rescue workers continue digging through the night!
An Irish man has been at a pub
all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed.
So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures that he
will crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him
up. Once outside he tries again to stand up and falls on his face. So the
Irishman crawls home. At the door, he again tries to stand up, only to
fall flat on his face. So he then crawls through the door and up the stairs.
When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up. This time he
falls right into bed and is sound asleep.
He wakes the next
morning to see his wife standing over him shouting,
"So you have been
out drinking again?!!"
" How did you know?"
he asks.
"The pub called. You
left your wheelchair there again."
More Irish Jokes coming soon!
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